"Speaking on behalf of my client the following is and I quote 'an official statement to Intemporaliter Scelestus.'



# Benjamin clears his throat ready to speak. #

"I am writing this statement in advance to apologise for the injuries sustained in our match on Monday night. I would also like to apologise to the handful of Scelestus freaks but not to the rest of the public. Swift Ion and I have decided that despite our lack of mutual respect that we shall put our differences aside to rid the XWF Wresling promotion respectively, of this disease we call Scalestus."

# Folding the piece of paper up and shoving it into his pocket, Benjamin exits the news room. #