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Calling Buronan - JimCaedus - 02-25-2017
Buro-brooooo... Where you at partner?
Calling Buronan - JimCaedus - 02-25-2017
BURONAN!! For fuckssake...
Calling Buronan - JimCaedus - 02-25-2017
::I spot Nix walking by::
Hey T, seen Buronan?
re:Calling Buronan - Vincent Lane - 02-25-2017
I think he's in the lunch room, dude.
I saw firemen and EMTs... someone got their dick stuck in a vending machine. Again.
Vincent rides off on his Segway, leaving a trail of vape.
Calling Buronan - JimCaedus - 02-25-2017
::Jim nods to Boss Lane then turns back to Nix::
T you just gonna stand there and ignore me like that?
::I stomp over::
I asked if you'd seen-
::Upon closer inspection-::
-oh...it's just a lifesize cardboard cut out. Fuck me....
::I make my way to the lunch room in the hopes B's phallus be the one stuck::
Buronan??
Calling Buronan - JimCaedus - 02-25-2017
::The EMTs and firemen turn to me in irritation::
Guys, seen Buronan?
EMT 1: What now? The Hell is a Buronan?
He's a luchadore...I think. He wears a mask. Look, Boss Lane told me a dick was stuck in a vending machine, I'm just hoping it's Buronan. However, I can't see the identity of the man or...God forbid, chick with a dick...whom you're saving at present.
EMT 2: This the guy?
::The EMTs stand aside revealing Frodo Motherfuckin' Smackins with his head wedged in the collection door of the vending machine::
I thought that guy was dead and in hell. Weird... Nope, wrong guy. Sorry boys.
::I continue my search elsewhere::
Calling Buronan - Ally Worsted - 02-25-2017
I..........
am
Buronan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:buronan falls through the ceiling with a bag full of cheese puffs:
Calling Buronan - JimCaedus - 02-25-2017
::FINALLY I think to myself::
B, there's something important I need to- Oh shit, cheese puffs?
::Caedus tummy growl::
May I?
::I grab a handful and begin to chow down::
(through a mouthful of puffs) It just occured to me last night in a dream, since I've been so busy and that's the best I could hope for... Our co-op director had me spit a loogie. As did Gravy's. You said you came to me before the Lotto Round 2 acting
. You called me Caedy. Cheese puffs... How thick do I look not guessing before...::Out of nowhere I grab hold of Buronan's mask and yank, revealing the man beneath::
I fuckin KNEW IT!!
Calling Buronan - Ally Worsted - 02-25-2017
My mask is off.... who am I?
Calling Buronan - JimCaedus - 02-25-2017
We both know. Lets just keep it a secret between us since your back is to hard camera and no one else can see. No worries, WE are the BUROMEN and that's all that matters.
::I wink and walk away::
'Satisfied ya big-little idiot?'
Aw shut the fuck up.