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Something short and sweet - El Guapo - 09-13-2016
Fuck a Drezdin and fuck a Legend Killer 2 point whatever the fuck that puta's supposed to be.
I mean, I don't think there's anymore that needs said about those two losers of the fuckin' genetic lottery, right? Ya got the big ol' puta Drezdin on one hand, a massive fucking
who can't even take a breath without choking on his own tongue flopping around all over the place, droppin' to the mat with a single poke to the chest since, because his jaw ain't even strong enough to be glass. It's like fuckin' cardboard. The giant pussy could get his ass beat by a stiff fuckin' breeze, so just one of these left hands could end his fuckin' career, prolly. Hell, the dude fuckin' knows he sucks anyway. He's right up front with it. He knows he can't beat a stiff breeze, shit not even a fuckin' light wind. Nah, he's accepted that and all he wants to do is get his ass beat by some real talent. Or some shit. Again, homes can't even breathe without slurring like a fuckin' drunk so maybe he was orderin' takeout. Guess them's the breaks, eh? Go home Drezdin, you're drunk or awake or some shit. Fucking dumbass
. Step to me, I fuckin' dare ya.I'll knock your fuckin' lights out quicker than you can do a one-eighty on anything that comes outta your mouth.
Then we got the Legend Killer 2.0. Nah, seriously muchachos; that's his fuckin' name. He's so sadistic and violent and evil and shit, can't you tell? He's so fuckin' evil 'n shit he can't even be bothered to come up with his own name! Nah, there was nothin' edgy enough there so he just appropriated some shit like white people do. Shit, man, what is he gonna do when he decides he don't wanna be a violent sadistic dude anymore? Grow out his hair 'n become The Rated R Superstar 2.0? Or maybe he'll be a cerebral type muhfucka, call himself The Game 2.0?
Know what Imma call 'im? Dead puta one.
I almost feel bad for these dudes. See, they're walkin' into a fuckin' massacre and they don't even know it? Shit, how could they? Between the two of 'em they got like half a brain cell and that's being generous. I've seen fuckin' gnats smarter than 'em and they're supposed to know how to wrestle? They're supposed to know what's gonna happen to 'em? Nah, the only reason these two got thrown together is because individually they're both so fuckin' terrible that it wouldn't even be fair tryna tie 'em to anyone else. Like fuckin' anchors. Just draggin' others down. So they get thrown together since they're the most comparable in talent. Even then, I can't help but feel LK2.0 is gettin' a raw deal.
Fuckin' A, dudes.
Fuckin' A.