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Too early for debut? - Equinox - 02-05-2016
Alright...who is behind this habadashery? Why am I debuting so early? I was gonna chill and watch the action and eat my popcorn. I get a notice from some guy saying I'm in a battle royale with cheese for number one contendership of the Hart Title. You know I was all honored and stuff but i said to my self I'm still gonna sit back and enjoy the show and bide my time, cuz technically I never opted in. I mean, my costume hasn't even arrived from elucha.net. No harm with a plug. So all was well and I was a happy camper.
Then the unspeakable happened and some King Lear or Tibault mother fucker goes and tries to make fun of my name. You do realize if i compete, it's going to be in a speedo with pantyhose underneath right. No one wants to see that....'cept maybe you KISS-Beth. You went and fucked my whole plan of making a grand debut with fireworks, cheerleaders, confetti, the disembodied head of Kim Jong-Il with American flags coming out his ears. But no, oh but hell naw, your lips start running and their bound to crash into a brick wall. Ya happy now Sir Spankit.
His cell phone rings.
Hello?Hey Ma.....
No i wont be able to make dinner wednesday...
Cuz I'm competing Ma....
It's for a chance to get the Hart Championship...
But mom....
NO...please dont throw out my Firefly memorbilia..
K ...OK Ma....I love you too...
Ma I gotta go, your making me look soft infront of the XWF roster....
Love you too..Bye.
Now where was I........oh yeah.Macbeth, my only goal is to stop you from winning. Virus, go get yourself checked out and 2, I order you to take a number 1. Everyone else, have a lovely day.[/color]