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Peter... - Morbid Angel - 01-09-2016
The scene opens to Morbid Angel waiting in line at the XWF headquarters awaiting his personalized titles from both matches he had won this month. After the match they had taken the Intercontinental title to change the name plate at the bottom to read "Morbid Angel". They said it would only be a few hours but as the days just roll by he wonders if they are going to steal his glory...He is also waiting on his Cockmania Championship title that he won two days before from Cyren and his faithful cunt...Blair Scully. Granted the match was an televised event. Morbid was displeased when they first approached him for the match but agreed with promise of splendor which never came. Now Morbid is feeling like not only did he waste his time but also getting his title taken from him.
As he stands waiting at the counter he decides to shoot a promo against Peter Gilmour...this should be good!
Peter, what the fuck is going on in your head? I mean are you actually that
to believe that this is a title for title match? What the fuck do you believe i'm going to do with the fucking Hart title? I'm already holding the better title and the fact that you can't take the time to listen to the announcement or even read the card that was sent to us the day before just tells me that over the years you have gotten !This is the 6th time me and you have been in the ring together and each and every time you've done nothing but disappoint and made yourself look a fool. I will gladly feed you the rotting cock...though tiny in size. You went around telling people about this "Super Dick" when in reality it was just a bad case of micro penis. Do you know how hard it is to cut off a tiny dick like that without cutting the balls? I'll tell you one thing. It's not fucking easy at all!
So, allow me to just say what I already know you will say. You will bring up when I fucked you over when we tagged with Cain. Yes, this is true I fucked you over and Cain was just collateral damage. I fucked you over because to got me on board with claims of getting John Madison as our third. You lied and got Cain, who is a fucking joke in his own right. Cain the man who begs me for a match but turns around in a promo and says I ain't shit. Sadly as it turns out. He ain't shit! That fucking joke can't catch a win if it was slapping him in the face like an erect penis at a gay orgy.
You lied when you got Cain and that's why I fucking made fun of you and watched you fail! I was the Universal Champion and there was no goddamn motherfucking way I was going to team up with two losers. I figured with John Madison on our team we could win because of how hardcore Madison has gone in the past. Between me and him we could have destroyed the competition and left them sniveling as we walk away champions. You were the weak link with a trios shot. You approached me about the match, told me Madison was locked in and you fucking lied to me!
The second time was when Lane decided to run his team off and being left with two extra belts. Shane had to intervene because Lane decided not to defend the belts for a fucking long time. There was going to be a match to decide who his new partners would be but he went behind Shane and picked me...obviously and you for some fucking reason. Apparently he doesn't pay attention to your quality of work, perhaps he never watched you fight or even your ability to not say "I Digress" every 5 fucking minutes. Lane picking you was just asking to lose, almost like he wanted to lose at that point.
Shane being angry he put me and you against Lane for the trio titles and do you remember what happened? YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING ASS HANDED TO YOU! How the fuck do you lose against fucking Vinnie Lane?! He is one of the biggest jokes in the XWF since fucking Ghost Tank! Vinnie Lane pinned Peter Gilmour and was able to retain his title and we got ours. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! We had that shit on lock! We had it won and then we could have picked someone better than motherfucking Vinnie Lane!
But to be honest, I probably would have booted you off my team and gave the two titles to better people. Lane and Gilmour were like limp dicks that entire time. The fact that you blamed me every time YOU lost while teaming to me says two things...1, you suck and 2, you are shit!
From there we went on to defend against Theo and his pack of
. A team that I would consider unbeatable at the time but given what we know now. Theo would sneak drugs into his opponents food so they would become weaker and easy prey. Not that he had any real talent because if he did he wouldn't have needed to drug people and cheat them out of hard earned victories. So we lost to the shitty ass team of . Theo as the leader of the epic turds that would never flush. You remember who got pinned?You! You lost us that match! You lost that match so fucking bad! because you are fucking weak! You can't even begin to comprehend how hard it was for me not to melt your face with acid after you laid there and let them fuck you! YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE!
After that I decided I'd rather eat a pile of human shit than to ever consider teaming with you. We had our matches. Most notably the one where I cut off your cock. We met during rumbles and yet you were never able to get the upper hand over me. You fell short in every way and even now you are wishing you could defeat me! That is not something you are capable of. You are beneath me.
You brag about being a multi X-treme Champion among many other things but you always fail to explain that you got handed most of those titles, you fail to explain that those wins were years ago and in fact this current Hart Title was basically a gimmie because Maverick does what he does best...quits!
We should coin a new phrase "When the going gets tough...get Maverick!" That should be his shirt in the XWF store. That is also a Ghost Tank quote as he continues his Retirement world tour. The man has talked about retiring since he fucking started. throwing around his "fuck you" money while living in abandoned houses, how he doesn't need to do this and how a powerbomb takes him out for weeks at a time. Goddamn man, you retiring because you are a fucking pussy bitch! You are the UFC Brock Lesnar of the XWF!
I'll bet that even if Ginger beats Ghost Tank this week he will still come back for more. He will never retire, he'll just talk about it while he eats like a fucking pig with his mail order bride from Chink town!
Not to mention how he talked shit about ME being gay but not even a sentence later talked about fucking his transsexual wife!
First off, I don't believe they are married because when Ghost Tank claimed he married her it was still illegal in the United States to marry a man. She was still considered a man at the time and he wants us to believe they got married then? Bullshit! Straight up bullshit! He ordered her because he wanted something to stick his AIDS infected dick into and that was the only whore willing to get fucked by a
! Ghost Tank is a low rent pile of shit that can do nothing right except lose! You want an easy victory? Call Ghost Tank, he is the very best at losing...Gilmour is second best...followed by Cain.This also is an odd thing. I defeated Cain 3 times. Each time I destroyed him like he was nothing and yet he still thinks he is something worthy of an accolade. If by some magic reason he wins I will face him and this time I will be leaving with his cock!
YOU HEAR THAT SHIT CAIN! I WILL TAKE YOUR FUCKING DICK WITH ME TO HELL!
Austin Fernando, how I've been waiting for this moment for so long! I challenged you when you first started out here...remember? You ignored me no matter how hard I poked you because you knew I would have eaten your fucking soul! You got hyped because you were a fresh face but when it comes down to ability you can't even stand with real champions. How many singles titles have you held? How many times have you tried?
I know, you'll say no one wanted to fight you but the fact is, many people challenged you. Respectable people and you ignored them for these fucking peasants that are unworthy! When was the last time you faced anyone of merit? Are you going to say Cyren? Bitch please! That guy is nothing more than a glorified joke! He is a has been that should have stayed gone because he is 3 things. Old, Inconsistent and he doesn't pay attention to anything people say. He is wrapped up in his own shit so badly that he doesn't even know what's going on. I think he just likes to see hos own face and hear himself talk.
If that is the best answer you can come up with then you are in serious trouble when it comes to being in a real fight. I don't fuck around and you should know this. When the XWF needs violence and entertainment...they call me. Not some fucking pretty boy that like to run in the rain after getting into a tiff with his girlfriend. It's a goddamn motherfucking shame!
Morbid Angel walks away from the camera as it fades to a Blood Red!