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Darren it's me Dean-o - Dean Moxley McGovern - 08-01-2015
Can I have 400k? I'll hook you up my dude. Anything you need as long as it's not sexual because that's CJ's job and he does it for free around these parts. 400k and I got you, papi. The Moxley virus is exactly what a well oiled machine like you needs on its side to put down the jealous poopoo heads that keep trying to cramp your style, bruh! Let's do this! w00t w00t!
Darren it's me Dean-o - Darren Dangerous - 08-01-2015
I will give you the 400k but I want to form a faction and if I give you this amount your assbelongs to me (in a non gay way of cours). Do we have a deal?
Darren it's me Dean-o - Dean Moxley McGovern - 08-01-2015
Yes but I have to be able to have a say in the faction name and every member! Deal! Send me the bux big daddy. Woomp dere it is!
Oh and by the way is there an age limit for our group? What I mean playboy is, do members all have to be over 18? Over 10? Anything at all?
Darren it's me Dean-o - Darren Dangerous - 08-01-2015
There is no age limit. Honestly I want you, Loberboy, Ginger Snaps and Morbid Angel in the faction and my choice of names is The Dangerous Alliance, I feel like it is only fitting for ud, the most Dangerous group in XWF history.
Darren it's me Dean-o - Dean Moxley McGovern - 08-01-2015
Ok big man but can we also try to recruit Medusa, Rick Rude and Paul Heyman for the Dangerous Alliance? Teeheehee
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Maverick - 08-01-2015
"0.6 out of 10. I would not recommend."
Darren it's me Dean-o - Morbid Angel - 08-01-2015
I won't team with that fucking filthy cunt Ginger. She is not only ugly but...well, a cunt!
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Dean Moxley McGovern - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 05:38 PM)Maverick Said: "0.6 out of 10. I would not recommend."
Go sit in the corner with this dunce cap on your head, queef boi. And baby I say it's about time you wash that title don't you agree? You need one of those extra large horse tail butt plugs or something my dude? I can hook a playa up. Just show me the bux.
Darren send me my bux, hurry up I have to order something online for my friends Kyle and Melissa and they have to go home soon! Their moms just called!
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Ginger Snaps - 08-01-2015
Darren, leave me alone. I'm serious. You're super creepy. Stay away.
Darren it's me Dean-o - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
Is this eurotrash scary ginger?
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Maverick - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 05:48 PM)Dean Moxley McGovern Said:(08-01-2015, 05:38 PM)Maverick Said: "0.6 out of 10. I would not recommend."
Go sit in the corner with this dunce cap on your head, queef boi. And baby I say it's about time you wash that title don't you agree? You need one of those extra large horse tail butt plugs or something my dude? I can hook a playa up. Just show me the bux.
"Yeeeeah, uh... I'm already getting it taken care of."
Mav turns to the side, and because of that, we can see a large set of tongs held by one of Maverick's servants, Gerald, holding the shit- stained, blackened Hart championship. All of a sudden, the tongs let go of the Hart title, and we see it fall down into a large pool, where from there the blackened shit falls off.
"...It's a start."
Darren it's me Dean-o - Darren Dangerous - 08-01-2015
"Giner why are you acting this way? I am not trying to fuck you o be with you or steal you from Loverboy. I need fighters on my side and if you noticed, a war is coming and I need soldiers. I want to be your friend, nothing more and I need a woman onmy team, you are the best one I know. Give me a chance and join the Dangerous Alliance.
Darren it's me Dean-o - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
She isn't with Loverboy! You price of shit! She is with Johnny!
Darren it's me Dean-o - Dean Moxley McGovern - 08-01-2015
Shut your pussy lips, Cum Juggler! w00t w00t yeah baby!
Darren it's me Dean-o - Darren Dangerous - 08-01-2015
"I don't care who she is with. I just wanted her to know she doesn't have o be scared of me. I need a team and she is the hbest woman I kno besides your woman and its not like she would change sides or anything."
Darren it's me Dean-o - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
Fuck bro! It might just be me fighting alone! I'm alright if It comes to that!
Darren it's me Dean-o - Dean Moxley McGovern - 08-01-2015
Hey Frodo long time no see bubba. I think you're just what the Dangerous Alliance needs baby! Woah yeah!
And CJ you're still a Cum Juggler!
Darren I need mah monayyyy! Hurry before Kyle's mom shows up at my place looking for him!!!!!!! Fuck!
Darren it's me Dean-o - Darren Dangerous - 08-01-2015
"Frodo you are in. The Dangerous Alliance is alive! Who else wants to join the war machine and his fighters?
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Roman M. Wulfrun - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 05:54 PM)CjSharpe Said: Is this eurotrash scary ginger?
"And in swoops captain save a hoe. Let me give you some wisdom dude. Never go out of your way for a woman."
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
Well I need people to join my team...
Darren it's me Dean-o - Darren Dangerous - 08-01-2015
"Who the hell wants to join your team when they can fight alongside a God? wHERE IS YOUR NEW MAIN SQUEEZE IN ALL OF THIS?
Darren it's me Dean-o - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
We have 3 people so far so Fuck you!
Darren it's me Dean-o - Dean Moxley McGovern - 08-01-2015
No you don't and watch your mouth or I will literally shove soap in it!
Darren it's me Dean-o - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
3 names.. CJ Sharpe.. Anthony Steele.. Chameleon.. Boom! Fuck you too dean! You little bitch!
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Maverick - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 06:45 PM)CjSharpe Said: 3 names.. CJ Sharpe.. Anthony Steele.. Chameleon.. Boom! Fuck you too dean! You little bitch!
"J obber. J obber. Never heard of him."
"Yawn."
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
Have you heard of Tholomew Plague? Cause he's with us too!
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Maverick - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 06:51 PM)CjSharpe Said: Have you heard of Tholomew Plague? Cause he's with us too!
"Who the hell is Tholomew Plague?! Good God, what is this world coming to?!"
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Roman M. Wulfrun - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 06:33 PM)CjSharpe Said: Well I need people to join my team...
"That's easy as fuck. Pay them but that only works if you have the money. Just by looking at you. I'd say you have one foot in the homeless shelter already."
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Maverick - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 07:01 PM)Roman M. Wulfrun Said:(08-01-2015, 06:33 PM)CjSharpe Said: Well I need people to join my team...
"That's easy as fuck. Pay them but that only works if you have the money. Just by looking at you. I'd say you have one foot in the homeless shelter already."
"You currently have less money than CJ. What does that say about you?"
Darren it's me Dean-o - Dean Moxley McGovern - 08-01-2015
Teeheeheeheeeheeeee yeah those names are worth tons of giggles matey boy
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Roman M. Wulfrun - 08-01-2015
"You currently have less money than CJ. What does that say about you?"
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"Sure may be in xbux but that's not real money dude. I have so much money I don't know what to do with it besides spend it on drugs and hookers. By the way anyone sell drugs here? I need some pills for my " back" "
Darren it's me Dean-o - Darren Dangerous - 08-01-2015
CJ your team is good as dead. Your own woman doesn't even want you now.
Darren it's me Dean-o - Dean Moxley McGovern - 08-01-2015
Oxycontin, Xanax Bars, Percocets and Loritab... Valiums, Morphine, patches, Ecstasy and it's all up for grabs. What you want, what you need; hit Frodo up he got you mane. What you want, what you need, hit Fro up he got you mane
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Roman M. Wulfrun - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 07:21 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "Yo, I gotchu. Whatchu need?"
"Ha-ha. Good man. See people like you are the backbone of America. Okay let me think. I want something that could knock an elephant on its ass and money is no issue my friend. What would you recommend?
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Roman M. Wulfrun - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 07:33 PM)Frodo mother fucking Smackins Said: "For something that good, I got this awesome blend I've been fucking with. It's a lovely blend of OxyCodone, and Morphine, with just a hint of Methadone, and Mint for flavor. I call it, 'Toothless Nights'"
"I'll fuckin take that shit. Here's fiftty grand. Give me all that you have." He said before handing him the money."Take your lady out or not. In fact fuck that spend it on your self"
Darren it's me Dean-o - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
Fuck Tholomew just told me to fuck off... Damnit...
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 09:27 PM)Maverick Said: "Ah. Fucking jobbers. You just gotta love some of the antics they find themselves in."
You. You were in the god damned Black Hand. You fucking reek of it.
Your title reign just got a whole lot less fun, shitberg. Call your old man to come pick you up before I run you through a fucking meat grinder.
Roman, the people are the backbone of this country. All of them, not the ones who only provide services to spoiled rich boys. Welcome to the XWF, stud, you'd best be ready to earn something of value here. If you believe Frodo sold you anything other than a urinal cake that he and a bunch of homeless dudes had a circle jerk around then left to sit out in a cooler full of Draino and dead rats for a month, you might want to go home and rethink your life. The Brick Squad just lost their Tag Team Championships for using drugs.
Speaking of which, Frodo, do you happen to have some system cleaner?
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Maverick - 08-02-2015
(08-01-2015, 11:38 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:(08-01-2015, 09:27 PM)Maverick Said: "Ah. Fucking jobbers. You just gotta love some of the antics they find themselves in."
You. You were in the god damned Black Hand. You fucking reek of it.
Your title reign just got a whole lot less fun, shitberg. Call your old man to come pick you up before I run you through a fucking meat grinder.
"Yes, Mister Bourbon. I was indeed in the Black Hand. But don't make assumptions."
Maverick looks to the side, lost in thought. His eyes are blazing with fury, though those flames are partially put out with the rain of sorrow.
"It's not like I even did anything in there. Right when Scully and I won the Tag titles, Pest interrupted our celebration... he forced us to join him, to be a part of the Black Hand. You, first- hand, have experienced his wrath. You know Pest isn't one to be normally trifled with..."
"Normally."
Mav now looks back right at Bourbon, his eyes unwavering.
"Bourbon, help me and I can help you. We both hate Pest. He killed your brother and burned your house down. He made my tag partner betray me, costed me a match, and humiliated me on live television. You have every right to not trust me, but please, I can't stop wanting to think about caving Pest's scull in, and I'm sure you're in the same boat as me."
re:Darren it's me Dean-o - Mr Killjoy - 08-02-2015
Trax is observing all this commotion when Extreme Machine comes up to him with what looks like a Metal Detector. Trax looks at the device then at EM skeptically.
Is that...is that a metal detector? Why do you have a metal detector?
Its not a metal detector, its an autism detector.
Autism?
Yup.
You have...an AUTISM....detector?
Yup.
Why would you want an Autism Detector?
Why WOULDN'T I want an Autism Detector?
Um...
Look brah check this shit out.
EM points the device in the direction of the gathered wrestlers, more specifically in the direction of CJ Sharpe.EM presses a button on the device and immediately the device starts shaking violently making loud erratic buzzing noises
Whats going on with that thing!?
Its...ITS OUT OF CONTROL! THERES TOO MUCH AUTISM AROUND HERE! ITS OVERLOADING! ITS GOING TO BLOW!
Trax ducks as EM throws the device over his head, it hits a wall and upon impact blows to smithereens sending chunks of metal and wiring flying everywhere. EM wipes sweat off his brow.
Cheez, that was fucking close.
Lets just get away from here and leave these guys to it.
EM and Trax back away fastly down the hallway.
Darren it's me Dean-o - CjSharpe - 08-02-2015
I don't have autism...