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XOXO - Lady Luck - 07-30-2015
Greetings, XWF. You probably don't know me, unless you happened to catch a certain video up~ nevermind. I'm going to keep this short.
You can call me Lady Luck.
I'm here for you.
All you have to do is ask.
â¤XOXOâ¤
XOXO - CjSharpe - 07-30-2015
If you are interested in the managing job.. Just message me.... ?
XOXO - Mia Dim - 07-30-2015
Ill let ya wash dishes and clean my dick with yer mouth every night bitch
XOXO - CjSharpe - 07-30-2015
How about you do yourself a favor and drink a tall glass of Shut the FUCK up!
re:XOXO - Lady Luck - 07-31-2015
(07-30-2015, 09:20 PM)Dim The Professer of Insanety Said: Ill let ya wash dishes and clean my dick with yer mouth every night bitch
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard from someone born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Granted, it's also the only thing so, not really much of an accomplishment.
❤XOXO❤
re:XOXO - Tommy Wish - 07-31-2015
Miss Luck, meet our reisdent dumbfuck Dim, I hope he ends up somewhere in Africa being hunted by a tribe of cannibals.
re:XOXO - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-31-2015
(07-31-2015, 11:27 AM)Tommy Wish Said: Miss Luck, meet our reisdent dumbfuck Dim, I hope he ends up somewhere in Africa being hunted by a tribe of cannibals.
Geez. Whaddya got against cannibals?
XOXO - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-31-2015
SUCK MY DICK BITCH!
XOXO - Lady Luck - 07-31-2015
Well, now I've heard two things from people born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
I think Dim's is still sweeter.
Stick to your Hooked on Phonics lessons Peter.
❤XOXO❤
XOXO - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 07-31-2015
I do you waggle bagga?
XOXO - Lady Luck - 07-31-2015
I don't even under~ what?
Did I hear you right?
What?
XOXO - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 07-31-2015
I was welcoming you and letting you know that these other guys are crazy and to pay no attention to them.
re:XOXO - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-31-2015
I'm not crazy, man, c'mon. I beat up the crazies. I'm not a lick at all like 'em.
Hi, Lady. Sorry I was kind of a douche earlier and forgot to say hello, I was kinda busy thinking of Dim's perfectly rounded easter egg head boiling in a cannibal's pot.
XOXO - CjSharpe - 07-31-2015
Im crazy but im a different type of crazy!
re:XOXO - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-31-2015
(07-31-2015, 06:17 PM)CjSharpe Said: Im crazy but im a different type of crazy!
I have an extreme personality. What's your brand?
re:XOXO - CjSharpe - 07-31-2015
I am hardcore.. I am willing to do any match anytime... With anybody! You know what I mean?
re:XOXO - Peter Fn Gilmour - 07-31-2015
(07-31-2015, 04:08 PM)Lady Luck Said: Well, now I've heard two things from people born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
I think Dim's is still sweeter.
Stick to your Hooked on Phonics lessons Peter.
❤XOXO❤
your loss whore
XOXO - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 07-31-2015
yEAH wHORE! You're lost! Booooom! Exploitions
re:XOXO - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-01-2015
(07-31-2015, 07:36 PM)CjSharpe Said: I am hardcore.. I am willing to do any match anytime... With anybody! You know what I mean?
You might want to be more specific. I'm not sure if you just want to become street pizza in the squared circle or you're just pansexual.
XOXO - Lady Luck - 08-01-2015
Thank you Shane, it seems I did mishear you. For some reason the first time it sounded like you were doing an impression of the adults from the Charlie Brown cartoons. I'm sure that says something about me, and it isn't very flattering.
Robbie, I'd say a large man in a mask isn't synonymous with mental stability, at least not from my point of view. Then again, I dropped out of Law School to be a professional wrestling valet so I guess I shouldn't be throwing stones.
CJ, umm... okay.
Peter, I assure you I'm not the one losing out on anything here.
And lastly, Dong. I think you have shit on your nose. I'm also pretty certain you don't care that you do, but I feel the need to point it out.
❤XOXO❤
re:XOXO - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
........
re:XOXO - Vincent Lane - 08-01-2015
Having a little trouble getting the lady's attention, CJ?
Dude, I have no idea what that feels like... can you describe it for me?
re:XOXO - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
Pssshhhh I ain't trying to get her attention.... I could care less! Honestly I've seen better...
re:XOXO - Maverick - 08-01-2015
"Hmph. Interesting."
XOXO - The Reverend Tholomew Plague - 08-01-2015
It's that sad moment you realize I am one of the most sane people here, welcome to xwf. I hope you don't find the apes here to be too offensive, most of them don't know how to talk politely and don't mean any harm by it
XOXO - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
She is Tommy Wish's manager...
re:XOXO - Tommy Wish - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 10:15 AM)CjSharpe Said: She is Tommy Wish's manager...
Not exactly brah, i have slight feeling that would quickly turn it down. So unless she obliges to that idea, i highly doubt she would be interested into it.
re:XOXO - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
Oh she already has a client... I thought it was you.. Sorry...
re:XOXO - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
Go to subway! I'm about to go get me a meatball marinara sandwich! Mmmm
re:XOXO - Lady Luck - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 10:14 AM)Lux Lyden Said: "Those who can't wrestle, become valets and managers. True story. For every company except this one, I'd wager. So you're in for a treat. Can't wait to see the train wreck....er, uh....I mean, yeah I'll just stick with train wreck. You don't look like you'd take much before massive blood loss, broken bones and possible comas, were induced. Best of luck to you though, Lady Luck. Huh, I bet you never thought you'd hear that one? Or maybe you did, I can't surmise I know what you'd be thinking. Especially since you came here to take up the occupation of...valet. Which sounds like insanity to me, but what do I know? I'm just the new guy."
It's probably a good thing that sounds like insanity to you, because I'm completely and utterly insane.
An absolute nutter.
And you're right. I can't wrestle. My body just isn't built for the abuse that comes with being a wrestler.
Hence, valet, manager, whichever you want to call it. Because honestly, if someone's willing to take their eyes off the person they're fighting in order to attack the manager, they're an idiot. Full stop. Even seeing some of the astonishing displays of stupidity that I have around here, I don't think anyone I've encountered is capable of such an extreme feat of mental midgetry.
Then again, people do seem to sink to new lows everyday.
So, yeah, complete insanity.
For what it's worth, you're an interesting one. Plus, you seem to have a fully functioning brain which is refreshing to see. Maybe it's the gift of being the new guy. Haven't suffered any blows to the head yet.
❤XOXO❤
re:XOXO - Tommy Wish - 08-01-2015
I have a feeling that Lux and Luck are like bickering spouses in the movies. Now I just imagining the idea of them being the Bonnie and Clyde in here with how they are acting here.
XOXO - CjSharpe - 08-01-2015
Wait so who is your client?
XOXO - The Reverend Tholomew Plague - 08-01-2015
Luck if you wish to keep yourself from getting hurt my best advice would be if the person you are managing is fighting Gilmour, Morbid Angel, or Dim(unless Dim is the guy you are managing) I would not come out to ringside for those matches
re:XOXO - Lady Luck - 08-01-2015
(08-01-2015, 11:59 AM)CjSharpe Said: Wait so who is your client?
That is for me to know and for you to find out.
â¤XOXOâ¤
re:XOXO - Maverick - 08-01-2015
"Hm. Yes. You seem... interesting, Miss Luck. Should I ever need a manager or a valet... well, I suppose there's one to keep in mind now."
XOXO - Lady Luck - 08-02-2015
You're funny.
Not intentionally, I'm sure you were being dead serious it's just that it's so hard to take anything you say seriously.
Though, it is odd that I've attracted the attention of not one, but two pedophiles. Are there any more of you here that I should know about?
â¤XOXOâ¤
re:XOXO - Maverick - 08-02-2015
(08-02-2015, 02:09 PM)Lady Luck Said: You're funny.
Not intentionally, I'm sure you were being dead serious it's just that it's so hard to take anything you say seriously.
Though, it is odd that I've attracted the attention of not one, but two pedophiles. Are there any more of you here that I should know about?
â¤XOXOâ¤
"Mm, for the most part, I'd wager your just fine, unless Hank Lane randomly decides to return-- again."
"Also, be wary of Darren Dangerous should you ever meet him. One look at you, and well... he may just obsess over you."
XOXO - Lady Luck - 08-02-2015
You never answered my question, so let me ask again.
Are you flirting or acknowledging a potential business partnership?
Both?
Whatever the case me be, I still have my eye on you.
â¤XOXOâ¤
re:XOXO - Maverick - 08-02-2015
(08-02-2015, 05:31 PM)Lady Luck Said: You never answered my question, so let me ask again.
Are you flirting or acknowledging a potential business partnership?
Both?
Whatever the case me be, I still have my eye on you.
â¤XOXOâ¤
"Let me put it to you this way--"
"It is whatever you wish it to be."
re:XOXO - Dean Moxley McGovern - 08-02-2015
(08-02-2015, 02:09 PM)Lady Luck Said: You're funny.
Not intentionally, I'm sure you were being dead serious it's just that it's so hard to take anything you say seriously.
Though, it is odd that I've attracted the attention of not one, but two pedophiles. Are there any more of you here that I should know about?
â¤XOXOâ¤
Grandma I know you didn't just play the pedo card. C'mon already, do you even know the meaning of the word? It means someone who feather plucks little twinks who are under age. All I did was comment on the undeniable truth before all our eyes; you took the 'grass is greener on the other side of the hill' saying so literally that you've been over that sonovabitch more times than Jack jumped over the candle stick.
What's with all the hugs and kisses? You gonna try and pinch my cheek next, granny skeletor? Teeheehee