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Auction for Peter's peter - Morbid Angel - 01-03-2015
Today we have up for auction a one of a kind Phallus of Gilmour! It is a 5 inch penis filled with ballistics gel to make sure it retains its shape. The ding-a-ling has been professionally circumcised to the precise specifications of his father’s liking, never been used with virtually zero wear on the shaft skin.
The Bidding starts at 10,000 Xbux! There is a reserve price set
(bids are taken bellow)
Auction for Peter's peter - MARIA BRINK - 01-03-2015
Someone loan me 11K!
Auction for Peter's peter - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-04-2015
12.5k
Auction for Peter's peter - Justin Sane - 01-04-2015
13k. I don't want it, I just don't want Peter to have it.
re:Auction for Peter's peter - Blue Gator - 01-04-2015
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dong an tush
invaydin ur bush
getin dat puss
peter penus and kush
re:Auction for Peter's peter - AerialKnight - 01-04-2015
"Morbid, you and I both know that any amount higher than 1 Xbuck is too much for this thing."
"13,001."
Auction for Peter's peter - Gator - 01-04-2015
"Fourteen thousand!"
Auction for Peter's peter - Tommy Gunn - 01-04-2015
14.5K
Auction for Peter's peter - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-04-2015
14,250
re:Auction for Peter's peter - Tommy Gunn - 01-04-2015
(01-04-2015, 01:59 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: 14,250
Hey fucknuts, I already bid 14.5. So your response is to throw out a bid that is lower? Do you know how an auction works? No clearly you don't so let me clue you in.
When you are bidding to win something the way to do that is to bid higher than the person before you.
Fucking idiot.
Auction for Peter's peter - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-04-2015
both of u can fuck off and blow me!
22.5k!
Auction for Peter's peter - Tommy Gunn - 01-04-2015
22,501 K
See how I did that fuckhead?
Auction for Peter's peter - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-04-2015
22,502!
SUCK ON THAT BITCH!
Auction for Peter's peter - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-04-2015
27k
Auction for Peter's peter - Morbid Angel - 01-04-2015
Going once...
Auction for Peter's peter - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-04-2015
just give it to me morby..
Auction for Peter's peter - Morbid Angel - 01-04-2015
fine...SOLD!
re:Auction for Peter's peter - Maverick - 01-04-2015
"Goddammit."
Auction for Peter's peter - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-05-2015
ha suck on that FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRS!
Auction for Peter's peter - Tommy Gunn - 01-05-2015
Hahahaha what an asshole.
You just spent 27K to buy back something that serves no purpose.
What are you going to do wear it around your neck as a trophy reminding everyone of the time you got your dick cut off?
You are the biggest fucking chump in history.
Auction for Peter's peter - John Samuels - 01-05-2015
"This new cock of yours must not be so SUPER if you're going to spend a small fortune on the old, useless one. This is dumb, even for you Pete."
re:Auction for Peter's peter - Vincent Lane - 01-05-2015
I thought Frodo was the only guy in the XWF who paid for dick? How fatuous.
re:Auction for Peter's peter - Vincent Lane - 01-05-2015
So we're just making shit up now?
Here's one - "your mother actually loved you."
Auction for Peter's peter - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-05-2015
since Morby bronzed it im gonna give it to my wife so whenever she's lonely.. she can think of my super cock!
be jealous
!
re:Auction for Peter's peter - Vincent Lane - 01-05-2015
Ladies and gentlemen, the dude who thought calling me "Vannie Lome" for weeks on end was fresh and hilarious has decided my insults are stale.
I rest my case.
re:Auction for Peter's peter - Morbid Angel - 01-05-2015
![[Image: fwqPJGW.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/fwqPJGW.jpg)
Morbid angel walks across the bidding field and hands Peter Gilmour a box containing the dismembered member that he so very much wanted.
Morbid Angel-"DICKS!"
Auction for Peter's peter - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-05-2015
*Peter takes the box and opens it showing his bronzed penis. He then puts it around his lovely fiance Maria Brink's neck. But he makes sure it doesn't cause a reaction. He whispers something in her ear and Maria nods her head. Peter puts the dick back in the box and walks off*