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Metal Gator Solid [RP] 3: Mind Eater - Gator - 08-09-2014
OOC: I used Google translate so re-translating it may come out a wrong... Thanks Google.
*The following footage was made for and edited by J-Pro and its new benefactors the kWo. May our most glorious and honourable leader live a long and healthy life*
| “I was in love once.” |
*The camera pans down through cherry blossoms... Not cliché at all. To Gator walking beside a busty Japanese beauty through a park*
| “Her name was Hitomi.” |
*Close up shot of Hitomi’s face, slowly opening her eyes with glitter flowing from her lashes*
| “Hitomi Tanaka.” |
*The couple sit on a bench feeding the ducks*
| “She was beautiful. She also had great boobs. Like seriously, dude. It looked like she was hiding a waterbed under her vest; I’m usually more of an ass and legs guy but I couldn’t resist, it was like her tits were a medallion swinging from a thin string, gently rocking back and forth hypnotising me with her charm.” |
*The pair sit in a sushi restaurant eating sushi. Duh*
“Today was wonderful Hitomi.”
| “Wait. Am I going to be narrating over this whilst I’m talking in the clips? Isn’t that going to be pretty confusing? ???: いいえ、もちろん、それはできなくはありません！ “I’m pretty sure it will be Hoshi. I mean people can barely understand me anyway with my accent and I’m not a big fan of this story, so can’t someone else narrate?” Hoshi: “さて、デビッド•ヘイターは隣の部屋にあります。私は彼に尋ねることができます.” “What! Solid Snake! Fuck yeah get him to do this shit!” |
“I’m happy we got to have our date, sorry about my mum she doesn’t approve of your film career. Guess she doesn’t think being an actress is a stable life choice, but wrestling’s fine apparently.”
“あなたは私のサーモンロールを渡すことはできますか？”
“Yeah everything will be fine when you move into my place.”
| David Hayter: “I didn’t have a clue what she was saying.” “Oh my God this is so cool.” “My classes at school and college were all in English, so were a lot of other things. I only needed to know basic Japanese. I’ve gotten better since then but with Hitomi, the language barriers disappeared, we only needed each other.” |
“So, are you going to invite me to your next big movie opening?”
“「どのくらいのわさび私は泣いてなくて私の鼻を固執することができますと思いますか？"
“Ermmm. Yeah, cool.
*The couple carry on eating there meal*
| “I didn’t know whether I was blind or an idiot. How could I know what line of work she was in? I was a fool. *A knock on glass is heard* “Hey David! Say metal gear! Come on say it please! Say metal gear!” “... *sigh* Metal Geeear..” “HAHA! Fuck yeah! You’re the man David!” |
“Hitomi... I love you.”
「私たちは、私は30分で30人ぶっかけシーンがありますか？これをラップすることができます。"
“What do you mean thirty man bukkake?”
| “That was the last I saw of Hitomi. I still watch some of her videos when I’m feeling homesick, but I never saw her in person again. The court was very clear in that regard. She broke my heart. And not just the one in my chest, but she broke the one in my dick. My dick heart.... Okay I’m done with this can I just get my cheque now.” "Thanks David that was great. Hey Hoshi! I have a great song we can play during this promo! |
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[Gator’s home]
[Midday]
*Gator is sat on his couch watching Mastermind’s latest promo*
“You’re a fucking idiot Mastermind!”
T: “Woah, okay getting started early today, just give me a sec to get my camera focused.”
*Todd picks up the camera and sets in his lap, Gator turns off the TV and turns to the camera*
“I pulled my ace out early this week? I was just making fun of your t-shirts and you think that is my ace card? No! You fucking moron! I was making fun of you and YOU pull out your ace early to retaliate! And that was a bad fucking hand you showed me. Showing me your t-shirt collection was your ace? Your magnum opus? Your Blue-eyes White Dragon? My God, you’re worse than I thought.”
*Gator pulls out a cigarette from a carton on the coffee table and lights it*
“Talking about your wins and losses in some stupid novelty way. At least your keeping Fruit of the Loom in business with your gimmicky bullshit. You called yourself the Master of t-shirts... How fucking lame can you possibly be? I wear a mask; I don’t call myself the master of masks. Do you know why I don’t call myself that? Because that would be the most douchey thing I would ever say. Fuck you. Fuck you and your lame t-shirts!”
“Also speaking of lame, let’s talk about that Ark of the Covenant title you hold so dear. You do realise that no one, literally nobody, gives a fuck about that belt, that belt that you lost twice, that belt that is or was held by The MAC Bry, the butt of all XWF jokes. Nobody cares that you held that belt. Not one single person.”
“And that fucking wall you love so much! Do you only have one chair in that empty showroom you call a mansion? I guess you and that wall have a lot in common, like when you first painted it and watched that paint dry. Did you see yourself in that wall? You should get away from that wall, go outside, smell the coffee, whistle a different tune; because one day, that wall is going to come crumbling down and you’re going to be sat on the wrong side, crushed underneath the rubble.”
“I want to see you do something different M&Ms, something unpredictable; you need to do this for yourself, stop printing t-shirts of your wins and losses, stop treating a match like life or death. I’ve seen too many men fall in on themselves treating matches the same way you do... I thought you were a smart man, but from as far as I can see your not. You’re nothing to me actually. Your whole image and personality annoys me, like a fly trapped in a jar, loudly buzzing it’s wings and butting his head against the glass. Why do you call yourself Mastermind? Do you love the quiz show? Or is it because of another reason I heard? That you’re called Mastermind because you lay out bait in your promos, trying to make your opponents grab it and make them angry, throw them off their game. That’s not a Mastermind, that’s a fisherman you dense fuck. Unfortunately for you, you threw that bait into the wrong water and a Gator clamped it’s jaws on your hook, pulled on the line and dragged you into the murky waters below.”
“I really liked Flynn’s t-shirt, it spoke the truth. You truly are fucked.”