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Sid Feder is a magician! - John Samuels - 03-06-2014
"How in the Hell did you do that, Sid!? One snap and here I am with something to say. Let me try this: "
"Sid Feder isn't a repetitive has-been that will eventually escape the shadow of his pappy."
*Snap*
"Oh, well this isn't right..."
*Snap**Snap*
"Well, shucks. I just can't seem to get the hang of this."
*Snap**Snap**Snap*
"Hey Sid! Did it work? Or are you just going to rack the shallow depths of your brain for another week before you settle on calling me a
and a cockblower again? Again. For like the third time."I better hope I never get in your way, huh? I seem to recall getting in your pappy's way a couple times and he folded faster than an illegal wetback at that burrito place down the street. But I digress."
"Hey Sid! Remember that rumble we were just in? The one I won, and you were eliminated by a member of Daft Punk? That was pretty fun, dontcha think? Reminds me of that time when I beat the holy Hell out of your old man at Gauntlet City. Great times. Tell him I said hello, would ya?"
"And Sid, there's no need for all of this jabbering. We'll be seeing each other soon enough and we can settle it in the ring, if you can make it long enough this time, that is. So let's just say we bury the hatchet, huh buddy?
"You're definitely not a
."*Snap*
"Nope, still not working."
Sid Feder is a magician! - Sid Feder - 03-07-2014
My ears ain't that good these days -- seems too much poppin' and snappin' going on round here.
Could you repeat what'cha said? Want to make sure I don't miss a chance to bury ya, kid. Just repeat the parts that matter; and by all means if none of it mattered, do nothing at all.
I'll wait.
RE: Sid Feder is a magician! - John Samuels - 03-07-2014
"Well sure! I'll be happy to omit the parts that don't matter! Here, I believe what I said was something to the effect of: "
"How in the Hell did you do that, Sid!? One snap and here I am with something to say. Let me try this: "
"Sid Feder isn't a repetitive has-been that will eventually escape the shadow of his pappy."
*Snap*
"Oh, well this isn't right..."
*Snap**Snap*
"Well, shucks. I just can't seem to get the hang of this."
*Snap**Snap**Snap*
"Hey Sid! Did it work? Or are you just going to rack the shallow depths of your brain for another week before you settle on calling me a
and a cockblower again? Again. For like the third time."I better hope I never get in your way, huh? I seem to recall getting in your pappy's way a couple times and he folded faster than an illegal wetback at that burrito place down the street. But I digress."
"Hey Sid! Remember that rumble we were just in? The one I won, and you were eliminated by a member of Daft Punk? That was pretty fun, dontcha think? Reminds me of that time when I beat the holy Hell out of your old man at Gauntlet City. Great times. Tell him I said hello, would ya?"
"And Sid, there's no need for all of this jabbering. We'll be seeing each other soon enough and we can settle it in the ring, if you can make it long enough this time, that is. So let's just say we bury the hatchet, huh buddy?
"You're definitely not a
."*Snap*
"Nope, still not working."
Sid Feder is a magician! - Sid Feder - 03-07-2014
Who were you talkin' to there, boy? I see no evidence that it was directed at me.
You sure you know who yer talkin' to? Sounds almost like you think I'm a curly haired blonde. Guess that term "homework" eludes ya, eh kiddo?
Don't worry bucko; I'll school ya where it counts after all the free ammo ya just dropped at my feet. I'd tell you to be ready but we all know that's a joke in itself.
I'll tell blondie ya sent yer regards though. You're welcome.