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Don't do acid, kids - Neonero - 02-14-2014

So there your favourite inane one was, minding his own business and putting his feet up after Nero's Games went off without a hitch, and in walks this dude, I can't say his name for legal reasons but he was a performer at the show. And he hands me this pill, saying it will help me relax after the show. Well, I can hardly refuse Marco a friend, can I? So I took this thing, expecting I'd fall asleep, but oh no. Oh no no no. Instead I get a trip to rainbowland.

Suddenly I was in this dreamscape where it was the end of some show, Zero was there and Satan was there. When I looked down, I was me, but for some reason I had tits! And People were referring to me as an Egyptian cocaine dealer, or something. And everyone liked me, because I had tits. But everything else was still me, appearance aside. Then some weird stuff happened involving vaginal discharge, and I didn't even know I could do those things, but damn, if I was really a chick I'd be in a circus right now. Satan started doing some weird dance, and it was all very surreal. When I finally came round, Marco my friend told me I'd been having an imaginary argument where I was shouting 'no many Jessie, such Nero'. What in the Dogerlord's name does this all mean?!

Don't do acid, kids.



RE: Don't do acid, kids - Ann Thraxx - 02-14-2014

(02-14-2014, 05:54 AM)Neonero Said:
So there your favourite inane one was, minding his own business and putting his feet up after Nero's Games went off without a hitch, and in walks this dude, I can't say his name for legal reasons but he was a performer at the show. <---Senseless garbage.

And he hands me this pill, saying it will help me relax after the show. Well, I can hardly refuse Marco a friend, can I? So I took this thing, expecting I'd fall asleep, but oh no. Oh no no no. Instead I get a trip to rainbowland. <--- Dumbass...

Suddenly I was in this dreamscape where it was the end of some show, Zero was there and Satan was there. When I looked down, I was me, but for some reason I had tits! And People were referring to me as an Egyptian cocaine dealer, or something. And everyone liked me That's weird. Nobody ever likes you. because I had tits. But everything else was still me, appearance aside. *yawn* Then some weird stuff happened involving vaginal discharge, and I didn't even know I could do those things, but damn, if I was really a chick I'd be in a circus right now. Satan started doing some weird dance, and it was all very surreal. When I finally came round, Marco my friend told me I'd been having an imaginary argument where I was shouting 'no many Jessie, such Nero'. What in the Dogerlord's name does this all mean?!

Don't do acid, kids.

There. I made your bullshit a little more enjoyable. Nobody likes just hearing you talk, Nero.


RE: Don't do acid, kids - Neonero - 02-14-2014

(02-14-2014, 05:54 AM)Neonero Said:
vaginal discharge

(02-14-2014, 06:02 AM)Ann Thraxx Said: words

Here's a fun game for all the kids! Take your finger, touch your nose. Blink three times, and magic! We just summoned Irony!



Don't do acid, kids - Peter Fn Gilmour - 02-14-2014

drugs are bad mmkay