AlexRichards
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase:
Very random
(heel alignment but liked by many; has earned respect despite breaking the rules often)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Thu Mar 16 2023
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07-12-2023, 06:32 PM
Alex Richards attacks Matk Flynn using a giant meat fork. He stabs and pulls out Mark's right eye then does the same to his left stacking them like a kabob. He then tosses the meat fork to the ground and stomps the eyeballs. With the champion screaming in time Alex produces what looks like a shotgun.
Alex: Actually its a nail shotgun.
He knocks down Mark then shotguns several nails into each shoulder.
What the fuck is this?
Mark Flynn approaches. He notices Alex watching the horror scene on one of those feels like a thousand pounds 80s model tv sets.
Alex: They do some remarkable things with cgi. Just wait for the picture in picture.
Before Mark can express doubt that an 80s tv has picture in picture Alex overturns the set on Flynn. He sits on top as the referee enters making his count.
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The following 1 user Likes AlexRichards's post:1 user Likes AlexRichards's post
(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) (07-13-2023)
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Mark Flynn
24/7 Briefcase Holders get their name in GOLD
XWF FanBase:
The IWC
(gets varying reactions in the arenas, but will be worshiped like a god and defended until the end by internet fans; literally has thousands of online dorks logging on to complain anytime they lose a match or don't get pushed right)
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Joined: Sun Aug 01 2021
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07-12-2023, 07:39 PM
WHAM! A fist jams through the television set...
It reaches around Richards' skull... AND TWISTS HIS NECK 180 DEGREES!
Blood fills Richards' throat and eyes as he collapses, his face bent towards his own ass.
Flynn kicks off the television before striking a pose.
"Go home! And be a family man corpse!"
A loud booming voice declares...
MARK FLYNN WINS - TV-ALITY
***
We zoom out. The horrifying murder we just witnessed takes place on a TV screen.
Mark Flynn and Alex Richards are sitting on a couch, playing a video game called 'Kick-Out Fighting Simulator 2K24'.
"See, now, I don't have to kick out at all. People can just come to this room and play the game and we'll decide pin falls that way."
Richards is decidedly skeptical.
Alex: I dunno, man. This was... something. But, I don't think you can beat the sheer entertainment value of a kickout.
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Alex: For example.
Alex reaches one arm and presses Flynn gently against the couch.
Dennis, in a gaming beanbag chair between the two, lifts one finger!
Two!
...Flynn gently rolls a shoulder off the couch.
...
Flynn sighs, admitting defeat.
"No, yeah, guess you're right. Video games just can't compare to THAT sort of storytelling."
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(Gravy_Xtreme_5000)
EOL15072023
XWF FanBase:
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(loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)
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