A limousine pulls into the parking lot as the show begins, and out steps THE DYNASTY members BRADY ANDERSON, MEGAN BYRON, SHAWN HUNT and TRENT GEIN. The four of them start to walk towards the locker area entrance when EVAN PIERCE and PETER GILMOUR step out, both armed with baseball bats.
PIERCE: Can we help you gentleman?
BRADY: Why yes you can. Could you please point us in the direction of MR. SETH STEVENS please? He and I are long overdue for a chat.
GILMOUR: I'm afraid we can't let you guys pass.
SHAWN: What's it to you GILMOUR? You hate SETH.
GILMOUR: Perhaps, but he is good for IMPACT, and IMPACT is my home. You guys harming him is like you guys damaging my home. Can't let it happen.
TRENT: Well you guys don't really have a choice.
TRENT and SHAWN go to rush PIERCE and GILMOUR, the other two raise their bats ready for combat, but BRADY quickly holds THE DYNASTY members back.
BRADY: Gentleman, this is not the way to conduct business now is it. We are not violent and there is no need for this peaceful little situation here to get out of hand now is there. What we need here is a compromise. How about, MEGAN and myself go on through, we will walk down to the ring and call SETH out. How does that sound?
PIERCE: And what about TRENT and SHAWN here?
BRADY: Why, the two of them were just heading back to the hotel now.
TRENT: What?
BRADY: You heard me, TRENT. We are here to make a point, and we will do so with my words. I have promised the world that tonight we would not be violent, and I intended to stick to that promise. If for any reason I am attacked, well that will just give us the upper hand as it was not us who provoked the fight. Now I need you and SHAWN to head back to the hotel, I will be fine and shall meet you there in a couple of hours.
TRENT: I don't like the idea of this one bit, but you call the shots. Come on SHAWN, lets get out of here.
Both SHAWN and TRENT climb back into the limousine, and it speeds away. BRADY turns his attention back to PETER GILMOUR and EVAN PIERCE.
BRADY: Now, may I pass?
PIERCE: How do we know that your boys won’t come back?
BRADY: Well if you believe all the hype that SETH has been creating for himself, you would know that he has other people waiting in the wings, watching his back. If you two stand guard here in case TRENT and SHAWN return, (which I can assure you, they will not) then the so called ‘other people' will deal with me if I step out of line. Like I said, I am here to talk, not to fight. Now, may I pass please?
GILMOUR: Fine, but just so you know. The second you step out of line, it will be the last step you take, cause I'll paralyze you with this here bat.
BRADY: Don't worry there little PETER, I'll have my say and be on my way.
BRADY and MEGAN walk past both PIERCE and GILMOUR. Are these guys really the best two to be watching SETH's back? They just let BRADY ANDERSON into the building.
LUNA CHICK and VULLY are both in the ring. They circle around each other, they lock up in the center of the ring. VULLY pushes LUNA all the way into the corner. VULLY lets go and kicks LUNA in the gut, then follows up with a knife edge chop! VULLY snapmares LUNA down to the mat. VULLY dropkicks LUNA in the back and goes for a cover. 1…2.. LUNA kicks out. VULLY pulls her up to her feet. LUNA surprises VULLY with a jawbreaker! LUNA gets up to her feet and starts to throttle VULLY with punches. LUNA throws VULLY into the ropes and back body drops him. VULLY snaps back up to his feet only to get clotheslined back down to the ground. LUNA hits a nice elbow drop on VULLY and goes for the pin. 1… 2... VULLY kicks out. LUNA pulls him up and suplexes him back down to the mat. LUNA scales to the top rope, jumping off hitting a nice splash on VULLY. LUNA covers again.. 1… 2.. VULLY kicks out once more! VULLY struggles to his feet. LUNA plants him with a spinning heel kick! VULLY has no answer! VULLY gets back up. LUNA punches VULLY in the kidney and throws him down with a Russian leg sweep. LUNA covers again. 1… 2… VULLY kicks out. LUNA has had enough. She lets VULLY slowly get to his feet…. THE LUNA KICK! It lands right on the jaw! VULLY is down. LUNA goes for the cover… 1… 2… THREE!! An easy win to start off THE LUNA CHICK’S XWF career!
WINNER: THE LUNA CHICK
THE LUNA CHICK stands and acknowledges the politely cheering crowd.
Suddenly, another woman steps out to the stage, clapping slowly and sarcastically The crowd notices her before LUNA CHICK does, but she quickly turns when the strange woman addresses her.
Oh, BRA.. VO..
LUNA CHICK looks confused.
Oh what brilliant timing you have, missy..
LUNA CHICK calls for a mic.
LUNA CHICK: The name is not “missy,” it’s THE LUNA CHICK.
Oh, I get it.. Like “lunatic,” but you’re a “chick,” right? That’s clever.
LUNA CHICK: And I didn’t catch your name..?
the name is PAIN. KIMBERLY PAIN.
LUNA CHICK: Wow. That’s subtle.
PAIN: Look, LUNA CHICK, I’ve been waiting for the right moment to join Impact, and I thought I had it all figured out. With all the woman gone from the XWF, I was all set to be the only female in the XWF, to be the center of attention, to be the one that everyone looked to as a role model. And then YOU SHOWED UP.
LUNA CHICK: Well, I’m sorry your timing didn’t work out, but I guess I got here first, so we’ll need to share the spotlight.
PAIN: No. I don’t see it that way.
LUNA CHICK: Look, KIM. I didn’t come to the XWF to pick a fight with the only other woman on the roster. We can join forces and actually make women MEAN SOMETHING here once again, or we can beat the hell out of each other week after week and accomplish nothing.
PAIN: They both sound tempting.
LUNA CHICK: I don’t know about you, but I’ve done my homework on this place, and that’s why I’m here. Women can achieve anything men can in the XWF. Perhaps you’ve heard of a woman named KITTEN? She was the UNIVERSAL CHAMPION. A woman named WILD ORCHID, who fought side-by-side with her husband BIGG RIGG, rather than playing a passive role hiding behind him like a weak princess? And more recently, a woman named ROXY NOVA, who went undefeated until she became too ill to compete?
PAIN: So women can do anything here. I get it. But I plan on being that woman. So, if you get in my way, you’ll just need to find someone to hide behind yourself. I’ll see you next week.
KIMBERLY PAIN turns and exits to the back, leaving THE LUNA CHICK to wonder where she stands with the only other female on the active roster.
FOLEY ANDERSON and THE SENTINEL waste no time! They start brawling all around the ring. ANDERSON gets the advantage by clotheslining SENTINEL right out of the ring. ANDERSON bounces off the ropes and baseball slides into SENTINEL! SENTINEL crashes into the guard rail. ANDERSON starts to throw hammer fists nailing SENTINEL in the back. SENTINEL slides back into the ring. FOLEY ANDERSON does the same. SENTINEL is up, he bounces off the ropes and flattens FOLEY ANDERSON with a flying shoulder block. SENTINEL picks up ANDERSON into a stalling suplex. He holds him up for what seems like forever before slamming him back down to the mat. SENTINEL locks on a sleeper hold onto FOLEY ANDERSON. ANDERSON slowly gets to a knee, he hammers SENTINEL in the midsection with elbows until he can push SENTINEL into the ropes, SENTINEL bounces back with a thunderous big boot to the face of ANDERSON. SENTINEL picks up ANDERSON, he boots him and then follows up with a nice DDT. 1… 2.. ANDERSON kicks out! SENTINEL lifts ANDERSON back up, but ANDERSON fireman carries SENTINEL down to the mat, SENTINEL springs right back up but right into a vicious left hook from ANDERSON. SENTINEL looks stunned as he stumbles back, ANDERSON charges and hits a nice spinning neckbreaker on SENTINEL.
SENTINEL gets up slowly. FOLEY grabs onto him… FOLEYPLEX!!! Oh, wait. SENTINEL reverses it! SENTINEL smacks FOLEY ANDERSON with THE SENTINEL DEATH DROP! FOLEY isn’t moving! SENTINEL covers.. 1… 2… THREE!!!
WINNER: THE SENTINEL
GREEN and AGONY are in the ring… GREEN looks up at AGONY who towers over him. GREEN is reluctant to engage. AGONY goes to grab him but GREEN rolls past AGONY. AGONY turns around and GREEN nails him with a dropkick that puts him back into the corner. GREEN runs at him, hitting him with a… wait. AGONY catches a splashing GREEN in mid air and drives him down to the mat hard with a spinebuster that shakes the entire ring. GREEN rolls around holding his head. AGONY picks up GREEN, he throws GREEN into the ropes. GREEN goes for a cross body block, but AGONY catches him and fall away slams him down to the mat. AGONY goes to grab GREEN, but he rolls out of the ring. AGONY reaches down and starts to pull GREEN up by the hair. GREEN jumps up and pulls down on AGONY’s head making his neck nail the ropes! GREEN slides back into the ring and waits for AGONY to get up. Once he gets to his feet, GREEN sneaks around him, and kicks him right behind the knee dropping him back down to the mat. GREEN starts to stomp on AGONY, finally AGONY is able to make it to his feet. GREEN swings at him, but it’s blocked. AGONY swings, GREEN ducks under it and hits a stiff right hand, but AGONY comes back with a right hand of his own knocking GREEN right on his can. AGONY kicks a sitting BARNEY GREEN right in the chest! GREEN tries to crawl out of the ring again but AGONY drags him into the middle of the ring. GREEN stands and AGONY spins him around then levels him with a big clothesline! AGONY pulls up GREEN. He throws him into the corner. AGONY puts GREEN up onto the top rope and grabs him by the throat. BARNEY GREEN pokes AGONY in the eyes, AGONY staggers back a few steps, GREEN lunges off right into a Stock Market Crash! GREEN covers!.. 1… 2… THREE!!!
WINNER: BARNEY GREEN
THE LUNA CHICK
vs.
VULLY THE MAGIC MAN
- - Standard Match - -
FOLEY ANDERSON
vs.
THE SENTINEL
- - GOLDEN TICKET TOURNAMENT: Round 1 - -
BARNEY GREEN
vs.
AGONY
- - GOLDEN TICKET TOURNAMENT: Round 1 - -
As the show returns, STEVE SAYORS enters the ring.. The mat has been covered with a red carpet. In the ring on the red carpet sits two 4 foot podiums, on each podium enclosed in a glass case is the XWF X-TREME Championship and the XWF Cruiserweight Championship..
Over the P.A. “BOW DOWN” by Ice Cube and The Westside Connection begins to play. On the Jumbo Tron the words IMPACT ICON begins to flash before breaking into a video package highlighting SETH STEVENS begins to play as the crowd breaks out into boo's.
The light dim out as our attention is draw to the entrance ramp where SINISTER SETH STEVENS is shown walking out to the top of the ramp. The crowd's boos grow louder as SETH stands at the top of the ramp with the biggest smile on his face. SETH is dressed in Grey Dress Slacks, a white long sleeve dress shirt with the top button unbuttoned, a Navy Blue Sport coat, with black boots. SETH unbuttons his sport coat before walking down the ramp towards the ring. He pays little to no attention to the crowd who hate on him.
STEVE SAYORS: Ladies and Gentleman please join me in welcoming XWF X-TREME and CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION.. SINISTER SETH STEVENS!
The boos grow overwhelmingly loud as STEVE makes the introduction. As soon as he pronounces the last name pyro begins to explode throughout the arena. SETH makes his way up the ring steps to the apron. He motions STEVE over towards him and signals for him to open the ropes. STEVE reluctantly sits on the middle rope pushing the top rope up. SETH steps through the ropes and into the ring. He takes the microphone from STEVE before walking over and standing between the respective podiums, which hold up the enclosed Titles. His music fades out as the lights rise up leaving nothing but the boos from the crowd to be heard. SETH looks to his left at the Cruiserweight Championship before glancing to his right to look at the X-TREME Championship. He then looks towards the camera with a cocky smile on his face as he begins to speak over the booing fans.
SETH: Soak it up, drink it in, and take a picture to commemorate this occasion as I, SETH STEVENS graciously stands before you all once again to say.. I TOLD YOU SO!!! HA HA..
The boos grow louder as SETH laughs to himself in the ring. He begins to address once again.
SETH: On a night where I was once again looked at as a definitive underdog, I persevered and triumphed over 4, count them, FOUR XWF Superstars in one night to retain not one, but BOTH of my coveted Championships. I dominated X-MAS X-TREME and turned it into the SETH STEVENS show!
A “YOU SUCK” chant begins to echo throughout the building. SETH cocks his right eye to the chant.
SETH: If that is in deed the case than care to explain to me why I'm standing in this ring with BOTH of my titles and you're sitting in the crowd who PAID to see me stand in this ring.. think about it.. back to business.. I'm becoming a very hot commodity here in the XWF, I have people talking, I have them wondering.. It's rare that a guy can walk into any organization and create a buzz like I have created in such a short time, the only person who has outshined me, and I hate to say it.. ENIGMA.. I predicted victory in both of my matches at X-MAS X-TREME and it happened... Tonight I stand in this ring professing that I will win this ludicrous tournament that an athlete of my caliber shouldn't even have to be involved in.. I'm going to win it as well..
The chant grows louder and louder as SETH continues.
SETH: So tonight in this very ring, in your MAIN EVENT, you will all have the honor to be graced with my presence in actual in ring competition, a mere six days following a brutal night where I lost buckets of blood, I will prevail against QC THUG moving one step forward to claiming my Golden Ticket out of here and onward to prime competition either to Massacre or Anarchy where I belong.. but tonight outside of parading around still the only DOUBLE CHAMPION in the XWF and calling my shot as to be the winner of this Golden Ticket Tournament I wanted to address the upcoming Pay-Per-View kindly entitled “SNOW JOB”.. It's an event in which the power of is taken out of our hands and put in yours, you make the matches..
The crowd cheers.
SETH: I wanted to take time to publicly stand in this ring, look dead into this camera speaking to the thousands of you fans in attendance and the millions watching at home to ask you for one small favor..
The cheers slowly divert into boos.
SETH: Wait, here me out.. It involves the X-TREME CHAMPIONSHIP.. Pending I remain X-TREME Champion, I don't know how this Pay-Per-View is going to play out, how or who will be voting for what.. bottom line, I WANT TRENT GEIN IN THIS RING BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!...
The crowd diverts back into cheers at the mention of the XWF Legend.
SETH: For over a month now we've been trying to get this thing done.. we've been pleading to upper management to make this match happen, it was scheduled to take place at X-MAS X-TREME, however, TRENT dropped the ball. This may very well be the last opportunity you fans could potentially witness a chainsaw wielding freak attempt to slice and dice me like a tomato..
The cheers grow louder..
SETH: I bet you all would like for that to happen, well I'm going on record now lobbying for this thing to happen. The power is going to be in your hands, do yourself a favor and ensure that this epic battle can and will take place.. I would love the opportunity to follow up my first victory with a second, this time it will be in the ring where to me, it actually matters.
SETH removes the glass casing over the X-TREME Championship placing it on the carpet, he does the same with the casing over the Cruiserweight Championship before taking each title, on in his left hand in which he raises in the air, the other draped over his right shoulder as he holds the microphone in his right hand.
SETH: Ladies and Gentleman.. the era of SETH STEVENS is just beginning!
The crowd boos loudly at the statement as SETH drops the microphone and “Bow Down” by Ice Cube and The Westside Connection begins to play once again..
IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT SETH IS LOBBYING FOR THE FANS TO BE HEARD AT SNOW JOB WHERE POTENTIALLY THE BATTLE BETWEEN A XWF LEGEND AND AN XWF UP-AND-COMER CAN FINALLY HAPPEN.. How will this all play out?
EVAN PIERCE and COWBOY JON PAUL stare at each other from opposite sides of the ring. PIERCE and COWBOY meet in the center and exchange some words until COWBOY PAUL slaps EVAN in the face. EVAN takes a step back and smiles and kicks COWBOY PAUL in the gut! PIECE follows that up with a DDT. PIERCE mounts COWBOY and starts to throw down a lot of punches. COWBOY does the best he can to cover up. The referee pulls EVAN off of him. COWBOY struggles to his feet. EVAN takes him right back down with a huge tackle. EVAN will not let up. The referee pulls off EVAN again. COWBOY gets up to his feet. EVAN charges at him again but this time he runs into a dropkick! EVAN falls back COWBOY runs at him while EVAN is staggering back, he nails him with a cross body block and goes for the cover right off! 1… 2.. EVAN kicks out. EVAN quickly gets to his feet and so does COWBOY. They exchange punches until COWBOY hits EVAN with a quick left, EVAN is in the ropes. COWBOY takes two big steps and EVAN back body drops him out of the ring. COWBOY lands on the apron and EVAN doesn’t know this! EVAN turns around and here comes a flying COWBOY! EVAN catches him. He hits him with PIERCED! EVAN covers up. 1… 2…THREE!!! Easy win for PIERCE to move him forward in the tournament!
WINNER: EVAN PIERCE
The instrumental version of “THE DYNASTY” by JAY-Z begins to play, and out steps BRADY ANDERSON and MEGAN BYRON of THE DYNASTY. What the hell are they doing on IMPACT. The crowd start to jeer, as both BRADY and MEGAN walk down and enter the ring.
BRADY: Cut the damn music
The crowd jeers again, louder than before
BRADY: Boo me all you want. The fact is, you should be grateful that a star of my nature even bothered to grace an IMPACT audience with my presence. I bet when you paid you $6.90 for an IMPACT ticket, that you didn't expect to see BRADY ANDERSON from the $39.80 a ticket ANARCHY program did you? But I'm not out here to gloat. I am here to bury the hatchet with SETH STEVENS. See, the last month or so have been a trying time for THE DYNASTY. JAYMZ DANTE is off around the country tying up some of our loose business ends. SAM HAIN is out injured, and both SPICE ONE and SETH STEVENS left. SPICE is over, he is dead to me, to us, and I have let him know my true feelings towards him, so there is no need to waste anymore time on him. But SETH, well I just felt that there was no real, explanation. Sure, he talked about his reasons behind leaving in his promos, but what I need, no scrap that, what I want, is for him to come out here now, and tell me why he quit, face to face, like a true DOUBLE CHAMPION, like a man.
BRADY looks towards the top of the ramp waiting for SETH to make his entrance, only SETH does not come out. Our attention is drawn to the X-Tron where SETH STEVENS appears.
SETH: WOW!... Ladies and Gentleman give it up for BRADY ANDERSON!
The crowd boos.
SETH: I mean an actual SUPERSTAR gracing IMPACT... I'm shocked.
SETH states rolling his eyes.
SETH: It seems to me BRADY that you are having a difficult time comprehending exactly why I chose to walk away from your dysfunctional stable. It's actually relatively simple young BRADY. For starters I don't take to kindly to someone like you attempting to talk down, demand, or threaten me in any way, shape, or form like you attempted to do at Lord of the Ring. You seem to think that you are some huge deal around here when in actuality you where nothing before you attempted to get this stable off the ground, you needed this stable to work so that people would actually pay you some sort of attention... but the real reason behind my departure from your organization can be traced back to one man and his actions... TRENT GEIN.
BRADY just smiles, and shakes his head in a disappointed fashion.
BRADY: Is that what you thought I did SETH, talk down to you and threaten you. I simply asked that you give TRENT a match is all. I wanted both of you in the group, and I needed both of you to get along. I was merely asking that you give TRENT a rematch as a sign of good faith and loyalty to the group. But you had to take it a different way didn't you? You took it as me attempting to belittle you, when all I wanted was stability in THE DYNASTY, yet you still could not get your head around it. You also blame TRENT'S actions huh? That is amazing, considering that it was you who jumped TRENT first and stole his X-TREME TITLE. It was you who blindsided your then teammate, and got a cheap victory. Did you ever think that TRENT'S actions may have been done out of retaliation from your own actions SETH? Or are you to much of a p***y to admit when your wrong? You know what I am starting to realize about you SETH. You are a chickens*** little punk my young friend. I asked you to come out here and talk to me face to face, and what do you go and do? Why you decide to converse with me thanks to the joys of the digital world via the X-Tron. Why do you not want to come out here and talk to me SETH? I drive all the way down here to sever ties with you once and for all, to end this, and you don't even have the come decency to talk to me like a man. Why do you hide SETH? I am here with MEGAN, and MEGAN alone. I can assure you that no current member of THE DYNASTY is with me tonight other than her. Now that you know this information, will you not grace us with your presence?
SETH: You see BRADY. I expected you to come out here and run your trap acting as if you actually knew what you where talking about... For starters, you are right. You asked me to come out to the ring and talk to you face to face, however, I don't trust you as far as I can throw you... I don't trust your band of fruitcakes... that being said why in the blue hell would I put myself at risk knowing that TRENT is in the building and knowing that your out to set me up as an example you f***ing hippie.
SETH shoots BRADY a thumbs up before continuing.
SETH: Back to TRENT... BRADY in that twisted overrated mind of yours you seem to think that you asked me to give TRENT a rematch... Clearly you have issues when it comes to watching current XWF programming when at the time this was all going down TRENT was the NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!... to dumb it down for you BRADY so we make sure you understand... that means HE HAD A SHOT LINED UP. Now it's not my fault he couldn't deliver the goods and keep his shot.
And since we're talking about it BRADY let us not forget that I wasn't the first man to go after TRENT when he held MY X-Treme Championship for all of four days. SPICE ONE was the first member of this watered down stable who attempted to gain the rights to be called X-Treme Champion, yet I didn't see TRENT or you pitch a bitch... and to take it one step further I've fended off attacks from TRENT and SPICE a like while I was involved in my short stint with your stable. Did you see me complaining like a cry baby? Nope. I dealt with it. So should TRENT.
You claim I jumped TRENT from behind and stole his championship... Now I understand that you've been around a tad bit longer than I, but correct me if I'm wrong. Doesn't the X-Treme Championship have a 24/7 clause?... and considering SPICE ONE was the first man of the DYNASTY to challenge TRENT I followed his lead and did the same thing myself, only problem... TRENT didn't kick out. Am I to feel bad because some legend who is a shell of his former self isn't capable of kicking out?... Nope, that's not my cross to bear. BRADY I want to make sure we have this perfectly clear. I WELCOME TRENT to issue a formal challenge to me. I WANT to get in the ring with him so I can embarrass him all over again... As far as you are concerned...
SETH pauses for a moment as a smile comes across his face.
SETH: You can call me whatever masculine name you can think of in order to portray yourself in the right light... you can attempt to get under my skin, you can interject yourself into my business... but it won't change the fact that I stand before you the only XWF DOUBLE CHAMPION... and that my friend... is something YOUR NOT!
BRADY: Fair point there SETH, but at least I still have my dignity, which is something you will never have here in the XWF. One other thing you lack is a keen sight for observation, because you would realize that TRENT is not even here anymore, I sent him home and your so called ‘back up' is making sure he does not return. You're a talking point here, I'll grant you that, but for all the wrong reasons. As for those two titles you currently hold, both of them have been the property of BRADY ANDERSON before. Now I ‘could' challenge you to put your money where your mouth is. I ‘could' ask you, for a match against me with one of those titles of yours on the line. I ‘could' ask for such things, but to you it would sound like I am demanding them. But all the people here in this arena clearly heard me ask, not demand. I ‘could' ask you for such a request, but I honestly think that you are about to fail and lose them both soon enough anyways. As for me setting a trap, that is not very business like now is it? Beatdowns are for thugs, as were discussions are for businessmen, and that's what we in THE DYNASTY are, businessmen. SPICE ONE is a whack job, the fact that he advanced as far as he did in the X-MAS X-TREME tournament has got be bewildered. We expected something like that from him, because he doesn't know any better. He is like a vicious dog, he will attack whatever is in sight, even his owner. We have buried the hatchet with SPICE. We told him he was dead to us, and stand by that comment. When MEGAN hit him with the crowbar on MASSACRE the other week, well that was beyond THE DYNASTY, that was her just personally getting revenge on the man who hurt her so with his vicious name calling. As for you not coming down here to face me, fine have it your way. I gave you my word that no current member of THE DYNASTY is here with me tonight other than MEGAN, yet you still don't trust me. Now I have to simply ask, why don't you trust me SETH? Honestly son, what have I ever done to you other than ask you to give TRENT a rematch? I gave you a home. I gave you money. I propelled you into the spotlight, and actually stopped TRENT GEIN for going after you and the 24/7 clause that exist with that X-TREME TITLE you still wear. So tell me SETH, why do you mistrust me?
SETH: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!.... BRADY I'm going to bottom line it for you. I will gladly meet you in the ring at any time, any place... championship or not. Your a gutless coward BRADY and I maybe a tad bit on the young side but I wasn't born yesterday... Oh, for the record. SPICE was right. MEGAN is a dirty whore.
The crowd responds with a huge ovation. MEGAN looks around shocked at the crowd's response
SETH: You claim I don't have my dignity. Dude that's your opinion and the funny thing is, everyone is entitled to it... but here's the thing, that's your opinion and unfortunately your opinion doesn't mean s*** to me...
The crowd lets out a thunderous pop.
SETH: Now if you'll excuse me BRADY. I've got more important matters to tend to.
BRADY: And once again ladies and gentleman, your DOUBLE CHAMPION, dodges another question. I'm the coward am I SETH? I'm the one standing here, with no back up, calling you out. You're the one hiding. You're the one who admitted to being chickens***. You're the one dodging my questions. I will excuse you now, but not because you have more important matters to tend to. But because I have done nothing more than waste my own personal time coming down here talking to you today. You have completely dodge every question I have thrown at you, and tried to finish this discussion (if you can call it that) off by having a cheap shot at MEGAN. Well done SETH STEVENS, all you have done tonight is prove to the world what I've known about you all along.. that you are an immature punk who does not have a clue about anything. As for your challenge, pathetic!!! What would I honestly have to gain fighting you? I am the only person in the XWF to have beaten ENIGMA, the current UNIVERSAL CHAMPION. Or whatever he’s calling himself now.. I would whip your three ways from Sunday son, and that is me bottom lining it for you. However, I do not speak on behalf of the XWF management, and knowing them like I do, they will probably see this as a good chance to get ratings. Sad thing is SETH, despite your status as double champion, I'd be the one they would be tuning in to see. Now whoever is in that production truck, could you please for the love of God (and $3000 cash), shut that damn X-TRON off. I am sick of looking at this poor excuse for a human being’s face.
The X-TRON shuts off and BRADY just shakes his head in disgust.
BRADY: What a waste of time. At least you poor people here got to see me on this inferior program. Seriously, SETH STEVENS as your number one draw card. How dire does a situation have to become for that s*** to happen. MEGAN, lets get out of here, I feel tainted just standing here.
The crowd jeer again as BRADY and MEGAN walk back up the entrance ramp and off into the backstage area.
Both men are down in the ring when the bell rings. The two men begin circling one another only until DIAMOND comes running at GILMOUR grabbing GILMOUR up with collar-elbow lock up. DIAMOND then quickly turns GILMOUR around now as he scoops him up into the air when he drops him down hard with a back drop. DIAMOND then rolls over getting right back up to his feet again as GILMOUR rolls back over onto his hands and knees while holding onto the back of his head when DIAMOND comes running over soccer kicking GILMOUR. GILMOUR flips over rolling along the mat as DIAMOND follows right behind him continuing on in stomping on him over and over again. The ref now begins yelling at DIAMOND to back off of him as GILMOUR rolls out onto the ring apron and uses the ropes to get back up to his feet. DIAMOND then pushes past the ref in running over and grabbing up GILMOUR followed by running him over to the steel ring post and smashing his face into it causing GILMOUR to fall down onto the ground. DIAMOND then makes his way out onto the ring apron in waiting for GILMOUR to get back onto his feet before running and taking GILMOUR straight off of his feet with a dropkick! DIAMOND crashes down onto the ground rolling over
slightly in pain as GILMOUR goes flying backwards smashing into the steel guard wall and flipping over into the audience. DIAMOND then slowly gets back up to his feet and walks on over to GILMOUR now reaching over the steel guard wall grabbing him up by his hair and stands him back up to his feet. DIAMOND then hooks GILMOUR'S head as he lifts him up and over the guard wall only to drop him right back down with a stalling suplex onto the concrete floor!!
The crowd pops as DIAMOND slowly begins making his way up to his feet again as the ref goes to check on GILMOUR. DIAMOND now reaches underneath the ring in pulling out a steel folding chair as the ref has now seen GILMOUR up to his feet now. DIAMOND comes running back over when..... BAM!!!! GILMOUR somehow at the last minute managed to run 2 or 3 feet before jumping and drop kicking the steel chair straight into DIAMOND'S face!!!!! The ref looks now as both men are downed and out in checking on them. GILMOUR now gets to his feet first as DIAMOND is
barely to his hands and knees when GILMOUR walks over grabbing him up and rolling him back into the ring. GILMOUR then however climes up onto the ring apron and up the steel ring post onto the top rope in waiting for DIAMOND to finish getting back up to his feet. GILMOUR now seeing this jumps off with a diving clothesline taking DIAMOND off of his feet
again. GILMOUR then quickly rolls over getting right back up again in quickly yanking DIAMOND back up to his feet. He then slams his head in only to drop back in taking DIAMOND down with a sit down piledriver. GILMOUR then stands back up in running over to the turnbuckle in climbing up to the top rope when.... SLAM!!! DIAMOND somehow had gotten to roll over and jumped up enough to yank on the top rope causing GILMOUR to fall and bust his junk!!!! And as GILMOUR sits there in pain and agony DIAMOND slowly uses the ropes in getting back up to his feet now and climbs up to the 2nd rope now while beginning to hook GILMOUR'S head. It looks like he's about to superplex GILMOUR when GILMOUR
begins fighting back quick and hard with everything in him in reversing it. He does enough just to have DIAMOND weaken a little bit as GILMOUR then jumps over him now taking DIAMOND down and out with one very nasty power Doomsday!! GILMOUR drops down onto his knees in making a pin fall cover, the ref sees this and then quickly slides in, 1.... 2..... and a three count!!!
WINNER: PETER GILMOUR
The shot cuts to show FOLEY ANDERSON and “DOUBLE H” HAWAIIAN HARDHEAD standing on the edge of the roof of the arena.
FOLEY: Dude, you are insane.
HARDHEAD: Oh, here he comes, what a way to trick up Impact then to piss off FRAN's bitch.
STEVE SAYORS suddenly walks up with a look of nervousness.
HARDHEAD: Relax STEVE; I’m not gonna chokeslam you on concrete. Now, what do you want?
SAYORS: Why are you two standing on the roof of The Myth?
HARDHEAD: Why, because I have the perfect way to scam some of the XWF stars up in here.
SAYORS: What?
HARDHEAD: What? Alright, I’ll bet you, oh, $250 I can jump off this roof and survive.
SAYORS: I can’t make that bet.
HARDHEAD: Come on you p(BEEP)y!
SAYORS: Alright.
HARDHEAD: FOLEY set up the line.
ANDERSON grabs a hook and puts it in HARDHEAD’s belt. The rope itself is attached to another hook on the edge of the roof.
FOLEY: Are you sure wanna do this?
HARDHEAD: FOLEY, come on, the Lord of the Insane here.
With a sigh, FOLEY pushes HARDHEAD off the roof. After a bit of falling, the rope becomes stationary. HARDHEAD is now right in front of FRAN DAMAGE's window as he gets out a marker and writes "Message from The Lords of Impact: Get a real job idiot." He then climbs back up the rope to the roof.
SAYORS: Wow.
HARDHEAD: Told you I’d survive.
STEVE gets out his checkbook and writes down a few things, handing it to HARDHEAD.
SAYORS: There’s $250.
STEVE walks away, but before that happens, HARDHEAD taps his shoulder.
SAYORS: What?
HARDHEAD (Pointing at something): Look, a clown with a bikini on!
SAYORS: DAN FIERCE?
HARDHEAD then pulls down SAYORS pants to reveal white briefs.
SAYORS: Wow, really?
He then walks off from the two with his pants still down, mumbling to himself.
HARDHEAD: Ow, so much for my rib.
FOLEY: Are you okay dude?
HARDHEAD: Yeah, I’ll be alright.
All of a sudden, HARDHEAD looks up from his ribs.
HARDHEAD: Hey Foley…
FOLEY: Yeah?
HARDHEAD: How did I get this rope on me?
With a shake of the head, FOLEY looks at him.
FOLEY: Yep, definitely insane.
HARDHEAD: FOLEY, seriously, you like where I got 250 bucks?
FOLEY: Wait until CHAD finds out.
They slap each other, and rush off, leaving SAYORS.
The bell sounds as CHAD and PRINZE begin trading blows. PRINZE blocks a right from CHAD and quickly lands an undercut to CHAD’s gut followed by a punch to the face and a kick to the stomach that sets up a huge suplex to front slam. CHAD rolls out of the way of a fist drop and pulls PRINZE back up and knees him in the face and ribs before whipping him into the ropes and catching him with a perfectly placed dropkick to the chest. PRINZE falls to the canvas and CHAD quickly kicks him in the head a couple times and locks in a sleeper hold. PRINZE powers out of it and manages to shove CHAD out of the ring on his way to his feet, but somehow the REF gets knocked down in the process! CHAD gets right back in the ring though, with a steel chair in hand! PRINZE charges CHAD but CHAD sidesteps and cracks PRINZE so hard in the head that it echoes through the entire arena. PRINZE is rocked, but still on his feet as CHAD whacks him again then jabs him in the stomach with the legs of the chair and then cracks the side of PRINZE’S leg just as PRINZE gets off a desperate right hand to CHAD and BOTH men crash to the canvas as the chair falls between them. PRINZE ignores the pain of the attack and quickly reaches for the chair as he gets up but CHAD has a hold of it too. Now the two men start to play tug-o-war with it but that doesn’t last long as PRINZE kicks CHAD in the groin. He now easily swings CHAD around and tries to make him let go, eventually sending him crashing right into the ref, AGAIN, just as the ref was starting to stand! With the ref down again, CHAD still won’t let go of that chair but now PRINZE swings him the other way and right into the corner. PRINZE shoves the end of the chair into CHAD’s throat and begins to choke him with it. CHAD tries to fight out of the corner but he begins to get weak as PRINZE applies more pressure with that chair. CHAD falls to his knees and receives a hard shot to the skull from PRINZE’S chair before PRINZE goes to the outside of the ring. PRINZE pulls a sledgehammer out from under the ring! PRINZE enters the ring with the sledgehammer now and he looks right at CHAD. PRINZE lifts the hammer up and smashes it right down into CHAD’s chest! CHAD cries out as PRINZE tosses the weapon down and pulls CHAD to his feet and shoves him back into that corner. PRINZE takes the hammer again and uses it to choke CHAD for a few seconds. PRINZE then tosses the hammer out of the ring and runs to the far ropes, coming back with a huge shoulder right into CHAD’s midsection. PRINZE now goes outside and finds a garbage can under the ring and tosses it in. He also digs around and finds a steel pipe that he enters the ring with. He goes to the corner opposite of CHAD, who is now half conscious. PRINZE laughs and charges at CHAD but CHAD slips down and out of the ring at the last second! CHAD moved just in time for PRINZE to whack the turnbuckle with that pipe and have it bounce back right in his own face! PRINZE drops the pipe and holds his face, his nose is bleeding from that pipe smack. CHAD shakes off some of his daze and tries to get back into the ring. He makes his way in and rolls under an attempted right hand from PRINZE and picks that pipe up. He turns around with a full swing and nearly takes PRINZE’S head right off with that pipe! PRINZE falls to the ground as CHAD begins to beat his back with the pipe. He drops the pipe and gets the garbage can, which he plants over the head of PRINZE when he starts to get back up. PRINZE can’t see, and CHAD takes full advantage by kicking him in the legs and also whacking the side of the can with that pipe. PRINZE falls and starts to roll, still with the can over his upper body and CHAD runs off the ropes and baseball slides right into the can, sending PRINZE rolling in the other direction until he hits the ropes which he cannot fit under with that can over his upper body. CHAD continues to hit the can with the pipe and then hits PRINZE’S legs with it. He drops the pipe and goes to get a camera from one of the XWF cameramen. CHAD waits for PRINZE to start moving again and he holds that camera, ready to strike. PRINZE gets to his feet very slowly and stumbles into the ropes for balance as he finally is able to lift that can up and off his head. That’s CHAD’s cue, as he shouts out loud..
CHAD: PUT IT ON MY TAB, FRANNY!
CHAD swings that camera as hard as he can right toward the face of PRINZE! CRASH! Sparks fly everywhere as PRINZE falls to the canvas! CHAD quickly disposes of the camera and starts to help the ref back to his feet. The ref shakes off his daze and watches as CHAD goes back to PRINZE and covers him…1 …2 …THREE!
WINNER: CHAD
CHAD’s hand is raised in victory.. Suddenly.. BAM! A man in a black hoodie rushes to the ring from the crowd and hits CHAD in the back with a steel chair. The ref tries to stop but the man just hits him as well. The man waits until CHAD struggles to his feet then SMACK! Steel to cranium, CHAD gets hits right in the head and he is now broken open. CHAD lays motionless on the mat with blood all over his face. The man pulls back his hood to reveal. NO WAY! It's..
GARY: I'm baaaaaaaack!
A smile grows on GARY's face.
GARY: DOUBLE G HAS ARRIVED!!!
The members of Lords of Impact rush to the ring to aid CHAD. GARY quickly exits the ring and walks up the ramp laughing.
HARDHEAD Is just coming out of his locker room to make his way out to the ring in his match against KALVIN BROWN. When all of a sudden, out of nowhere. KALVIN ambushes HARDHEAD from behind with a kendo stick. KALVIN takes about three shots to HARDHEAD’s knees. Until HARDHEAD Reverses, and smacks KALVIN In the head with it. Just then HARDHEAD throws KALVIN into a wall. All hell Is about to break loose, and the two haven’t entered the ring yet.. Both are still backstage, HARDHEAD finds a trash can, and attempts to hit KALVIN with it. But KALVIN dodges and executes a drop toe hold, sending HARDHEAD to the floor. When he hits the floor, his face crushes the trash can. KALVIN then throws HARDHEAD into a wall. He then begins to drag him to the entrance..
EVAN PIERCE
vs.
COWBOY JON PAUL
- - GOLDEN TICKET TOURNAMENT: Round 1 - -
PETER GILMOUR
vs.
JOSH DIAMOND
- - GOLDEN TICKET TOURNAMENT: Round 1 - -
CHAD
vs.
RHONNAN PRINZE
- - GOLDEN TICKET TOURNAMENT: Round 1 - -
GRAPPLING GARY is back in an Impact ring!!!
HAWAIIAN HARDHEAD
vs.